Reason # 416 that I am not a runner:
Persistent Threat of Rabid Fox Attack
Sounds like I’m just fabricating excuses, doesn’t it? Read this story…you’ll see that it’s a legitimate issue.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D948V99O3&show_article=1
So there you have it, on top of the constant threat of torn muscles, compartment syndrome, vehicular negligence, and waking up before the crack of noon…runners now have to be on the lookout for diseased wildlife with a penchant for assailing fitness devotees.
Somehow it just doesn’t seem worth it.