Caution

Reason # 416 that I am not a runner

Persistent Threat of Rabid Fox Attackfox-attack

Sounds like I’m just fabricating excuses, doesn’t it?  Read this story…you’ll see that it’s a legitimate issue.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D948V99O3&show_article=1

So there you have it, on top of the constant threat of torn muscles, compartment syndrome, vehicular negligence, and waking up before the crack of noon…runners now have to be on the lookout for diseased wildlife with a penchant for assailing fitness devotees.

Somehow it just doesn’t seem worth it.

 

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